Laying in bed with Naia. I give her a hug and tell her I love her. "You smell nasty. You need to take a bath."
Eaden: "I'm going to use my magic powers and turn you into a pig."
Naia: "No! No! (thinking it's really going to happen) I want to be a horse."
Me: "Is taven in the room with y'all?"
Eaden: "Yeah but we put him in the closet. He's being good in there."
Scene: We all watch Naia pee on the floor for a good 30 seconds.
Me: "Naia! Uggh! You're sick! (yes, I know this was not nice of me to say)
Naia: "No, I don't want to be sick!"
Eaden: "You're not sick Naia. Your bottom is sick."
Naia: "No, I don't want to be sick!"
Eaden: "No, your BOTTOM is sick! It's always sleeping."
This morning I thought I heard Eaden say "I want my clothes off."
Me: "No! We're not taking our clothes off today!"
Eaden: No! I want my clothes ON!"
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
Eaden was mad at Naia.
Eaden: "I'm going to barbeque you Naia!
Me: "What does that mean Eaden?"
Eaden: "I don't know."
Me: "Naia put some clothes on. We're going outside to do a craft."
Naia: "What crap?"
Eaden talking to Naia in her demanding tone: "Get the love potion! Get it love potion girl!"
Eaden: "Close the portal Naia" (the window drapes).
Me: "Y'all need to find the ball to the jacks."
Naia: "Maybe it's in outer space."
Eaden: "Yeah, the aliens ate it."
Eaden: "We have to get off of this planet before we get cooked!"
Made me laugh. Kids are so cute.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Megan for the laugh this morning. I remember seeing the show "Kid's say the darnest things", and it is so true. Your home sounds like a great place to be! xx
ReplyDeletethanks for the morning laugh!
ReplyDeleteYour monkeys are too cute. So great to write these adorable things down.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could just hang out with your kids for a day. This is hysterical!!
ReplyDeleteAliens - great excuse.
i do love their imaginations.... and i do love children's miss understandings of what we say!!
ReplyDeleteI love it that Taven's being good in the closet!! I've missed you all!! :-)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Your kids are too funny!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! He's in the closet being good. These are some treasures as are your kiddos!
ReplyDeleteSo hysterical! You're smart to record all those hilarious moments--I bet the kiddos will have a good laugh hearing about them when they're grown. And I think it's super cute that you say (and type) y'all. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder to capture these precious little exchanges! Your little ones crack me up!
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