Daily Snippets

Laying in bed with Naia. I give her a hug and tell her I love her. "You smell nasty. You need to take a bath."

Eaden: "I'm going to use my magic powers and turn you into a pig."
Naia: "No! No! (thinking it's really going to happen) I want to be a horse."

Me: "Is taven in the room with y'all?"
Eaden: "Yeah but we put him in the closet. He's being good in there."

Scene: We all watch Naia pee on the floor for a good 30 seconds.
Me: "Naia! Uggh! You're sick! (yes, I know this was not nice of me to say)
Naia: "No, I don't want to be sick!"
Eaden: "You're not sick Naia. Your bottom is sick."
Naia: "No, I don't want to be sick!"
Eaden: "No, your BOTTOM is sick! It's always sleeping."

This morning I thought I heard Eaden say "I want my clothes off."
Me: "No! We're not taking our clothes off today!"
Eaden: No! I want my clothes ON!"
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

Eaden was mad at Naia.
Eaden: "I'm going to barbeque you Naia!
Me: "What does that mean Eaden?"
Eaden: "I don't know."

Me: "Naia put some clothes on. We're going outside to do a craft."
Naia: "What crap?"

Eaden talking to Naia in her demanding tone: "Get the love potion! Get it love potion girl!"

Eaden: "Close the portal Naia" (the window drapes).

Me: "Y'all need to find the ball to the jacks."
Naia: "Maybe it's in outer space."
Eaden: "Yeah, the aliens ate it."

Eaden: "We have to get off of this planet before we get cooked!"

Daily Snippets

I want to have a place where I can keep these "daily snippets." Maybe I will make a daily snippet post once a month or so. I have to remember these forever!

Naia: "Oh gosh!"
Eaden: "Is gosh a bad word?"
Me: "No, it's okay."
(one hour later)
Eaden: "Mom, I said gosh four times!"

(writing in our joke book)
Eaden: "Why did the chicken's bones get off of it?...Because he hit a big done."
Me: "What's a  done?"
Eaden: "It looks like a bed but it's bouncy."
Me: "A trampoline?"
Eaden: "No, a done."

I don't remember what I said, but Eaden got mad and said "mommy I'm going to fart on you!" (in her angry voice). I couldn't help laughing and then she got REALLY mad at me for laughing.

The girls are playing "sewing" today. Yesterday they were playing "potty" where they sit on chairs, make grunting noises, and flush.

Caught Naia licking her fingers and sticking them in the sugar.

Me: "Why are you sitting on the couch singing the clean-up song?"
Eaden: "Because I want YOU to clean."

Eaden: "Did Abigail get a new pacifier?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess."
Eaden: "Is it from China, from the big wall?"
Me: (lol) "Probably."

Ade: "Give me back my juice Eaden."
Eaden: "You have to share. Sharing is caring."
Ade: "But you never share."
Eaden: "Okay, well let's play hot potato with it."

(Taven turns on the t.v.)
Me: "No t.v. today Taven."
Naia: "Yeah, t.v. is not good for you."
Eaden: "Yeah, playing is good for you."

Eaden: "Mommy, I'm wearing these (stethoscope) so I don't have to hear you."